My Singing

Katie was yelling at me for getting a Papa Roach CD and not telling her. That reminded me of some stuff I forgot to update on. I may have updated on this and forgotten, so bear with me. bear..is that the right one? Or should I put "Bare with me"? Oh well. On to updatingness.

I found out my singing is mildly standable when I actually lsiten to myself instead of drown out ym singing with high volume music. I also found out I sound a helluva lot like a girl when I sing. I don't know why. I don't sound like a girl normally. I actually normally sound like a banshee sent from hell to kill everyone.

Anywho, I've also proved I'm not paranoid. You see, there's these things called "banana spiders" that live in my area. There's about twenty or so in my nieghborhood, and they're all about as big as one's palm. For years they've been giving me nightmares. In all these nightmares I'm trapped in my backyard with siderwebs all around me and huge banana spiders waiting to kill me.

This has made me paranoid and deathly afraid of these banana spiders. Today I have seen my nightmares coming true. I was to go into the backyard and turn on the water for mom. I went around the long way, because the spiders never made webs there. why, you ask? Because the only opening there is fifteen feet across. I went back there and lo and behold! A single banana spider made a fifteen foot web to block off that entrance! I went around the shorter way and found another spiderweb there.

Finally, the banana spiders have not only blocked off all entrances to the forest behind our house, but all the entrances to behinnd our house as well. Or, so they thought. In the end I went through the house and out the backdoor to turn on the water. There's a banana spider with a nice big web right beside the water thinger there also. And there's another right by the backdoor. I think they're trying to take over, or block us off. Whatever.

As more proof that they're tyring to trap my family and I in our yard I've taken a look around. They've made webs all along the fence to the east that leads to one of our neighbors yards. also they've made webs all voer the few entrances to the ten foot thick bit of woods in the south east corner of our yard. I am convinced the spiders have it out for me. One day they may come for me in my sleep.

Okay, now I'm done going on insanely. I hope you enjoyed this rambling of mine. ^^